Boner cemetery

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.

by hl friendly December 9, 2022

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

by Boner theif maker December 20, 2017

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 12, 2012

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 12, 2022

When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

by ModernVocabGuy November 6, 2015

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.

"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"

by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017