SIMP 

S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.

Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

SIMP by dustypetals August 10, 2023

simp 

Someone who is simping - being positively biased, giving, protective about someone or something; Correspondingly negatively biased (lack of empathic thinking=psychopathic) to the perceived opposite.
Can be for an individual, groups of people (tribe, sex, nation, mental solidarity), items (sentimental or investment), ideas, corporate (excessive belief in the fairness of the system and upper strata altruism).

Simps are often submissive to their positive bias target, but not necessarily.
Aggrosimp - tends to be more active in attacking their negative bias targets.

Differs from sycophancy in that it's less pragmatic, more person's worldview defining.

My GPU is better than yours. Just get a job, just learn things, just invest.. Repeating what upper stratas are saying doesn't turn you into one, they don't care that much, corpa simp.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive; mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?

simp by veinsofgold September 29, 2023

Simp 

“KURT”

All that simping will not make you happy

Simp by 2fast2furious21 October 14, 2023

simp 

This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.

Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"

simp by fuckronym October 21, 2023

Simp 

a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.

“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”

Simp by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023

Simp 

"I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp" circa 2000, Project Pat

Im a pimp, not no simp.

Simp by tinystart November 3, 2023

Simp 

Someone who has SO much simpathy

Man I am such a simp for the homeless!

Simp by Jaundice Depp November 7, 2023