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man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.
"Batman stroked his man-jerky."
by L. Stroun March 2, 2007
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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"
by Chiip June 12, 2020
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Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman
applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce
by cheesemgee February 5, 2019
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Man Sprouts

A pseudonym for the male reproductive organs that produce the sperm necessary for injection into the female (or Male) for the purpose of providing pleasure to said female (or Male), or impregnating the female to produce offspring, so called because as in the vegetable, you either love them or hate them (like Marmite)
Jenny went down on her man and took his man sprouts into her mouth, how she loved the taste and texture.

or

Rob pushed Jane's head gently toward his man sprouts, Jane instinctively pushed back as the thought of it reminded her of what it must feel like to lick a cats fur-ball.
by bongodrums24 February 14, 2012
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horrible man

A person who has an obvious lack of respect for anyone or anything (mainly themselves) and revels in disgusting,anti-social behaviour.

Is very similar in nature to a horrible cunt but is not quite as hardcore.
A man with no respect for others "you horrible man"
by horrible cunt December 29, 2013
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Wang man

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.

The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."

"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."

"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
by rickchauncey May 4, 2010
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man marking

The act of clinging to a female all night to prevent and other males from attempting contact
Oi thom, let that girl breathe dude! You've been man marking her all night
by thejanitor7 November 24, 2014
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