Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.

Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!

Bong Hits For Jesus by Kung Ku Lou December 6, 2020

jumping jack jesus 

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

jumping jack jesus by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Suffering for Jesus 

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

Suffering for Jesus by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

emilia the son of jesus 

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull

emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out

emilia the son of jesus by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021

Pretty Women Love Jesus 

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus

Pretty Women Love Jesus by vcxa May 12, 2021

Kyun is so hot jesus 

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH

noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho

Kyun is so hot jesus by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021

Jumping for Jesus 

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

Jumping for Jesus by anonymous July 19, 2021