Confuckled 

To be so confused, baffled, and ashamed at the same time

After reading a fan fiction Annie was heavily confuckled

After Kyle heard his friends uncle say something racist he whispered to his friend, “I am so confuckled.”

Confuckled by lost purple pen August 19, 2023

confiskate 

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.

I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.

confiskate by QuacksO August 20, 2023

confuflavuvuled 

to be bewildered or confused

Tj’s last text left Dallas confuflavuvuled.

confuflavuvuled by Unknown_Bobby August 22, 2023

Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

Confused by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

confusalated 

Confused a lot and funny

I’m am very confusalated

confusalated by Orangewatermelon123 September 5, 2023

Confectionately 

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

Confectionately by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Confederate flag 

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

Confederate flag by Balls Obama September 21, 2023