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crusty cheese 

a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked
that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick
crusty cheese by Timmeh Fame February 5, 2008

Cheese Monkey 

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"

cheesedick 

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.
Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.
cheesedick by tradesman March 31, 2003

llama cheese 

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you
llama cheese by bob November 25, 2002

peter cheese

The man juice that escapes from the penis, shlong, shlort, or whatever you prefer to call it, before popping a wad (AKA pre-cum).
Sally wanted to suck Jim's pee-wee but the peter cheese shot her in the throat and she choaked.