Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Cottage cheese

Expired cow nut

Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm

by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019

gapperoni and cheese

Putting bus length gaps on random civilian cars as soon as the light turns green

“I served our gapperoni and cheese last night to a Nissan Rogue”

by larrsenssmolpener August 2, 2019

Cheese Puff

another term that refers to our late president, Donald Trump. Many times he has been referenced as a cheeto, (a hard cruchy snack.) but this term seems to be a much better reflection of his soft shitty body

Guy 1 : Hey Robert, how you feeling about your dumb fuck Cheeto of a president now?

Guy 2 : Cheeto? more like a god damn cheese puff if you ask me.

by BioHaz8888 August 7, 2019

lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

Cheese Balls

Instead of saying "cheesy", a whimsical and corny way to say it is by responding with "cheese balls"

Me: Life is like a box of chocolates
You respond: cheese balls

It may induce laughter when you say it.

by BerryTenki April 22, 2018

Butt Cheese

The squishy poop that comes out of your butthole, not wet enough to be diarrhea but not hard enough to be regular poop.

Aw dawg, that's nasty, you got some stinky butt cheese

by NiggerFuckShitBitch January 2, 2020