beditis

A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed

I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Bedtime

A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.

Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.

What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.

Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come do bedtime
Person 2: Yeah i’ve been having a rough time.. that’d be nice.

by p1ef4ce November 9, 2024

bedisha

Indian slag for massive nonce

Will Williamson is a bedisha

by Hbdnsjsjs November 30, 2024

Bedectaameliwatermaloaunnn

When you want to sing and hit those notes like bedectaameliwatermaloaunnnn like that let’s go divas and slay queens

Me: Bedectaameliwatermaloaunnn
My bestie: la
Me: Bedectaameliwatermaloaunnn
My bestie: nuh uh
Me: hoawoahhh yea yeaaa
I feel like I’m singinggggg

by “Whattup my niggas” by Nadoosh December 7, 2024

Bedwetter

Someone who frequents social media platforms in order to fake knowledge in something they have no knowledge about.
The kind of person who is too lazy and arrogant to learn anything useful, so lazy that they'd rather lie in bed than use a toilet.
They argue against anything while lying in their piss ridden bed so that they can feel important, but wouldn't dare face real oeopke in real life!

"If you think someone can go around the roundabout on the wrong side and it not being illegal can only mean you're a Bedwetter!"

by Yeomanphill January 13, 2025

Bedcaf

A light pale green color on the hex

Bedcaf is the shortest word containing the letters a b c d e f

by Archeeeebald January 19, 2025

bedroom Belgian

A half bottle of La Chouffe on the nightstand, rimmed with chocolate and regret.

I woke up to a bedroom Belgian again.

by LivLikUrDyan January 31, 2025