The Last Ass

The last person to show up.

Person one: Wow, Kaitlin just showed up
Person two: Yeah, she’s always the last ass

by ClappedBooty June 3, 2018

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Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)

Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!

by DbSchouper June 9, 2018

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Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

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I was recently involved in the filming of a video for an upcoming fundraiser and I was being filmed on camera. It had been a few hours of recording and doing different takes and the director said, "no passing out". I thought he said, "no assing out" and began to scratch my head but, laugh none the less. I thought he meant something like keep it together, don't act all crazy. We have now adopted this word into our vocabulary and thought we would share it.

Keep it together we are in a restaurant, "no assing out".

by Katz2424 May 16, 2018

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