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donor baby

A baby that is the result of a sperm donor. For one reason or another, the mother decided to become pregnant via sperm donor and have a baby that way. Not that big of a deal because a real dad is a man who's there to raise and love his child, even if his child isn't genetically related to him.
Simon: Hey you and your dad look nothing alike
Frida: Yeah that's because he's not my real dad, I'm a donor baby.
by tinabonina December 6, 2009
mugGet the donor babymug.

Baby yoda

A little shit head that deserves to get thrown at a wall at Mach 5
Person 1: I swear to god I will beat the life out of that little green cock licker

Person 2:same bro I hate fucking hate baby yoda
by crippling heart burn January 6, 2020
mugGet the Baby yodamug.

baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
by DMasSC November 2, 2007
mugGet the baby showermug.

WalMart Baby

A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.
Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...

That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...

Fucken' Canadian legal system...
by Tarhoop McCracken February 24, 2010
mugGet the WalMart Babymug.

crack-baby

A comment made to someone retarded, because of misfortune of being born to a "crack-head" or "crack-whore".
Yo, Derron u such a crack-baby.
by sk January 6, 2003
mugGet the crack-babymug.

potato baby

The combination between a potato and a baby, that inhabits the jungle-marshland of south-western China and northern North Korea. These so called "babies" were found by a man and a woman whose names may not be stated.
A potato baby looks like this in computer language --> 8
by GLOBOGYMPURPLECOBRAS February 18, 2009
mugGet the potato babymug.

baby daddy

a childs father
a woman has a baby, the man is her 'baby daddy'
by Tweemo March 12, 2003
mugGet the baby daddymug.

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