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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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Ani/Anal

Man i see Ani and i go!! omg inappproyae. i hate How they simp over Uhhh who like xiao or Kaeya but they are nice I guess. i hope He is nice but White person but very nice I hies
Did u see Ani/Anal today? masonh
by mimiasa1 April 19, 2021
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anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)
"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"
by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025
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Anal

When you get too horny and fucking a vagina is too boring you need something to step up your game, so you try anal.
by Diogo NOR March 18, 2019
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Anal

(Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.
Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
by ERES X August 7, 2019
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Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.
by JK McLoven September 10, 2021
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anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby
Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized
by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020
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