Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016
Get the pear bummug. 
a smelly fraggle looking mutha fucker who stinks of piss and got no friends has one ball bag and a cheesy japs eye
one day barry the bum went round his girlfriends and got a smack in the face for having a cheesy cock and stuck of piss after drinking to mush and falling head first in the bog which the dismantled his face
by beauty eith the booty July 10, 2019
Get the barry the bummug. 
by Woordwys April 30, 2015
Get the bum barkmug. Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.
Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.
Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.
by legendballers August 1, 2022
Get the Mouse-Bummedmug. by Doitforthebanta February 20, 2021
Get the bum barkmug.