Hot Squat

Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.

I have to log onto the Wi-Fi Hot Squat and check my email.

by johnny Malibu September 26, 2018

Hot Hines

A sex act between two or more people that involves defecating on one another's chests and smearing feces on each other.

Guy 1 "Hey Yum Yum, how 'bout giving me a Hot Hines bro."
Guy 2 "Will do Doink, one Hot Hines coming up. Warning, I hope you don't have a nut allergy."

by Hot for teacher 77 May 30, 2018

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Hot Cosby

When u try n rape or drug someone unwillgly like bill Cosby ahahaaaaa but thats not funny

Man this asshole tried to bust a hot Cosby on my girl bro but I beat his ass rite quick brah or he tried to hot Cosby me

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Hot as hell

BEING IN HELL SOOO HOT

I AM AS HOT AS HELL, SOMEONE TURN THE COLD AS HEAVEN ON

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019

Hot matuso

Hot matuso is a condition where a man suffers from a period of wide-awakeness/sleepnessless after a post-coital/post masturbatory nap. It can last hours and ruins a good night's sleep.

"I thought you went to bed at 10?"
"Tactical error, mate. Had terrible hot matuso, was up until 3am watching episodes of Deep Space 9"

by Double Sugarplay July 14, 2019