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blue gender

A pathetic anime show dubbed and on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Giant insects, and people fighting giant insects. Besides this premise (a rip-off of Heinlein's Starship Troopers) it contains no substance: no cool jokes, no sex, no interesting plot developments, no absurd, poorly translated from Japanese philosophy; no 12 year old girls that 27 year old anime fans jack off to hentai images of. It's just a pointless show. I would rather have my eyebrows plucked by a gay midget than watch another episode.
"Blue Gender has an awesome name but that's about it."
by Edwin Alesco September 1, 2003
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blue balls tease

a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Ethan was naked, wanting more.

“C’mon, gimme more!

“No.”

“Just finish the job!”

Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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blue cheese moon

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples
by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011
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blue wall of silence

The police's very own "Stop Snitchin" program.
The police claim that the Stop Snitchin program is preventing them from solving crimes, but their own blue wall of silence is just as damaging.
by bigtones May 6, 2007
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St. Louis Blues

The greatest hockey team ever. It is the home team of Saint Louis. They are much better than the Predators. St. Louis Blues' mascot is Louie the Bear, whom is very amazing. They sport a Blue note on their jerseys.
Jason: Ryan, who is the greatest hockey team ever?

Ryan: Well Jason, that would be the St. Louis Blues!!
by jam91 April 1, 2009
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Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.
Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
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Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.
Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.
by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008
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