twin teleps

When you and a friend have the same thought at the same time.

You and a homie are smokin a blunt and both of you say "damn my mouth is dry" out loud at the same time. twin teleps

by xTETRODOTOXINx March 13, 2015

dolphin telepathy

Dolphin telepathy is when the water mammal, dolphin, has the power of telepathy and takes over organizations to obtain the world supply of plankton.

Don the dolphin used dolphin telepathy to steal all the plankton

by Unicorn Warlock May 20, 2015

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

Hoe-tellin'

One or more hoe's staying at a hotel and either giving freely or selling sex is said to be, "Hoe-tellin".

Honey, I made a lot of money last night "hoe-tellin'"!

by modoman April 28, 2016

Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year

Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.

by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016

The Tele-Tickle

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.

If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.

by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016

buddy teller

a buddy you borrow money from to pay off someone

Dom- hey Paco you got my money

Paco- Just give me a minute Dom while i call my buddy teller and ask him for the money.

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016