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Zo'ryan a boy with his own personality and style is a coo person until messed with then he can show a bad side zo'ryan cares for his family and friends and loves Christmas will often say I love you so much and smiles all the time and will make your day alot better just by being in the presence of him
Girl: zo'ryan is so cute

Girl2: Ikr I wish I had him
Girl: don't we all
zo'ryan by Cartiii.r January 26, 2018
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Colby Ryan Lamb 

One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.

The Ryan Green Effect 

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
The Ryan Green Effect by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018

Paul-ryan 

When you take a dump and it feels good and bad at the same time so you get that struggling grin like Paul Ryan always has on his face.
I took a paul-ryan and almost threw up it was so bad.
Paul-ryan by Fabw April 3, 2019

Danny Ryan 

Best guy you could meet got 2 older brothers and such a loveing kid anyone who meets him will like him
Thanks danny ryan for helping me and caring

Slubby Ryan 

A Slubby Ryan is somebody who is short, chubby, have bad posture, and likes Debby Ryan a little to much.
Abbie is the biggest Slubby Ryan Ever!
Slubby Ryan by Slubby Ryan June 16, 2020

seth ryan 

Hes a great guy hes also a great best friend
Seth Ryan is so funny.
seth ryan by Seth Ryan1010 October 5, 2020