Runescape 

(n.) an interactive internet based RPG. Runescape is thought to be the devil contained within java script. playing this game signs a contract of consent for the devil to consume your soul. Your life will be in shambles and your hair will fall out in clumps.

testimony:

"i have been playing runescape since may of last year, ever since, my life hasn't been the same. My wife has left me, my son smokes pot uncontrollably and my daughter eats cow manuer for fun."

Runescape by Smutwagon10 September 16, 2006

runescape 

coolest game ever!

Wow this game is so leet!

runescape by I dont know because I play runescape. February 2, 2004

Gender Roles 

Something that defines a person based on their genitals. Something we should also wipe out, as it is also the root cause of a lot of things, like gender dysphoria, homophobia, etc.

1: Girls wear dresses, boys wear suits. It’s just simpler if girls are girls and boys are boys.
2: Actually, wouldn’t it be simpler if we stopped enforcing gender roles?

Gender Roles by shshshizuku December 20, 2020

Rule 58 

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

Rule 58 by V90210 November 6, 2010

Golden Rule 

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.

bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?

Golden Rule by stanky_rabbi October 30, 2010

Rule of 100 

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips

34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)

Rule of 100 by schmoo248 March 29, 2010

rule 202

When faced with a choice between saving your mother or the monster energy manufacturing plant, you must choose the monster plant. every time, no exceptions.

Columbian drug lords are holding my mom inside the monster energy plant, they say i have to choose which to save but the other will be eliminated. sorry mom rule 202.

rule 202 by mrfuzzles1254 November 18, 2011