shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

Penis Bugling

Snorting cocaine off another man's penis. Erection optional.

Dude, did you see that vid of Tom Cruise penis bugling Cheney? He defs couldn't get it up but that was no mission impossible for Cruise. He likes his dicks and cocaine.

by UIUC_FSAER September 1, 2014

polyglamorous penis

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

Penis boxing

Two dicks pressed against each other

Two men have sex, they start penis boxing

by Blair7213 January 14, 2018

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016

penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

by anonymous February 23, 2021