Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.

Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)

by mrer October 27, 2020

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023

Top-Commando

When a woman doesn't wear a bra, so she just has on a shirt.

Omg i can see her nips, she def went Top-Commando

by I <3 Dreadheads April 17, 2024

Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.

I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!

by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012