SHIT TAINT

After you have dropped a deuce, and wiped your ass. It is the dried up shit that remains stuck to your taint. Causing itching for hours.

Man, I took a shit, forgot to wipe, and now I gotsta shit taint.

by Luckie August 16, 2006

shit filter

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.

"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"

by wise941 June 1, 2011

royal shit

when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Shit Town

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE

There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

Ze shit

Gangsta shit; shit you don’t know about.

This that ze shit, this that ze shit!

by Young niger November 23, 2018

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Fuck This Shit

T-shirt worn by a person outside the CNN studios during the 2004 election results. While the cameras were rolling, the bystander opens his button down shirt to reveal the phrase "Fuck This Shit" on a t-shirt underneath. This was broadcast live and seen by millions of people. The person wearing the shirt is Brian Hayes and he is a genius.

If McCain wins, I hope the Fuck This Shit guy shows up again.

by John McCain's Latest Mistress January 18, 2009