jack wagon 

A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.

Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!

Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon

jack wagon by Lpsweens January 12, 2012

jack shit 

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

jack shit by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

Jack and Bobby 

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.

Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.

Jack and Bobby by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Jack Sparrow 

While having intercourse, tie your pubes together with someone else making it look like jack sparrow's beard

i really loved having a jack sparrow

Jack Sparrow by hardcoresex April 1, 2009

Jack Black 

the greatest dude you'll ever meet in your fucking life ,
he is a GOD in his movie "tenacious D and the pick of destiny" and he's AWESOME !

nuff said.

guy1:who's the greatest guy in the world ?
girl1:Chuck Bass !
guy1:no ! Jack Black !

Jack Black by CCforrealz October 15, 2010

Jack Pham

Is a weird being of ape descendant from Vietnam who is also a prat. He is on FaceBook and likes 76.2kN of force videos.

He sucks at multi-tasking and only likes sucky RTS games like Civilisation and StarCraft 2 instead of cool games like AoE I and FreeSpace2, curveball, Elasto Mania and UT99.

He also plays CS on the same stupid map over and over with other similarities.

Is oddly obsessed with BMWs, Audis and Mercedes that must be post 1995, and would like to think the car can feel him from the inside. Will not settle for a perfectly good, just as reliable 1980's vehicle that costs about a third of the cost of post 1995's.

Has friends who own Daihatsu Charades and other shitty brands, and one who owns (guess) a BMW!

He is brown.

He wears glasses and has a beard. Likes bearded dragons.

HD movies, he HAS to use HD in YouTube even if the video is not HD. Did I tell you he likes HD movies on his not-that-big screen that actually has HD resolution? But is only 16.9 so he can't watch hyper-HD movies (eg 2.34:1)

Has too many phones.

Has a 3.5" paper subwoofer.

Only wrote 2 paragraphs in his UD def.

His computer cannot play AoE I therefore it sucks.

I'm bored, there's too much crapness to b**ch about when it comes to Jack Pham...

Jack Pham likes his mobile reviews, because someone else with the same name actually does mobile reviews.

Oh, you sexy beach, look at those wheels, so shiny!

Jack Pham by Eejit22 Daihatsu Charade October 25, 2010

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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009