Internet Wormhole

Internet Wormhole: A digital deep dive that starts with something as simple as watching a music video and spirals into an endless journey through the internet. As you tumble deeper, you might end up learning the meaning of life, finding random products you never intended to buy, and losing track of time and space, only to resurface hours later with a whole new collection of internet discoveries.

Lee: Bruv I finished work at midnight the other night Proper knackered, had a few beers, as. You do went online next thing know, it’s 8 in the morning, and I've find out the meaning of life LOL I can't remember ordering a new top of the range washing machine to bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv a washing machine without even remembering it? LOL bruv.
Lee: Yeah bruv the mrs went mental when it showed up on the doorstep bruv LOL.
Frank: I think you went down a internet wormhole! bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 7, 2026

Smart Internet Suite (SIS)

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.

Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.

by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007

nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).

Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"

by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010

intentional international

Purposeful international

Intentional international discussions have proven to be productive.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012