aunt gay

the real name of a prissy and uptight but kind aunt who summers in the Hampton’s. the name of my friends aunt who invited us to stay at the Hampton’s with her. marring her husband only or his money she is known for making good financial decisions. constantly reminding her guests to reapply sunscreen and tending to their wounds when they got a hitler Mustache cut she’s always looking out for your medical wellbeing.

yo, you she that bitchy milf writing an article by the pool?!..... yea that’s aunt gay

by writingshitaboutauntgay July 13, 2021

Conventional Gay

Conventional Gays conform to the stereotypical gay subculture, very common in America, but not so much in places like Berlin. They dress the same, look the same, meet in pubs, drink a lot of alcohol, which they need in order to dance or have sex; they talk a lot, but never about anything interesting or important, and laugh loudly and in an affected manner at comments that are not funny. They go to circuit parties, gay cruises on giant ships and only to gay destinations like Sitges, Mykonos or Ibiza. They lack creativity and are too insecure to express any kind of individuality.

All the guys at the bar were conventional gays. I couldn't really tell them apart and there was no one I wanted to talk to so I left.

by Cranky ol' fart August 30, 2021

Gay Powers

All gays(lesbians included) have this power of sensing other gays, Like if your gay/lesbian you can tell if someone else is gay/lesbian.

(str8 friend) *just relaxing hanging out with friends*
{(Gay friend) You seem like you could be a gay person}
( Str8 friend) Nah im not interested in men
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*couple years later*
*str8 friend is now a gay friend*
{(gay friend) told you. i have gay Powers and so do you now.}

by rayisgae September 2, 2021

Gay Obama

Gay Obama is the action of butt fucking Obama while he's wife is watching sponge Bob in the other room

wow you really did gay Obama that's impressive

by Drawing_bean July 2, 2021

gay milk

milk that is gay.
gay milk comes from gay cows and with curdling, becomes gay cheese.

1:"hey man this milk is pretty fruity"
2:"yeah, you drank a gallon of gay milk"
1: "a'ight"

by anonymous July 11, 2021

gay ranch

Is a ranch commonly found in South Carolina. The first was founded by the Game Cocks in 1847 located inside Hidden Valley Ranch. First dick hand was Robert E Lee.

Have you ever visited that Gay Ranch in South Carolina?

by j g wentworth September 15, 2012

Gay Latte

Extra Shot, Vanilla, Skinny, Vendi Latte

A starbucks coffee order: "Can I have Gay Latte please"

by whambar July 13, 2013