2 definitions by writingshitaboutauntgay
the real name of a prissy and uptight but kind aunt who summers in the Hampton’s. the name of my friends aunt who invited us to stay at the Hampton’s with her. marring her husband only or his money she is known for making good financial decisions. constantly reminding her guests to reapply sunscreen and tending to their wounds when they got a hitler Mustache cut she’s always looking out for your medical wellbeing.
by writingshitaboutauntgay July 13, 2021
the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first
by writingshitaboutauntgay August 1, 2021