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Donkass

by thtbitchhhhmf April 8, 2019
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Donkeyface

"You stupid donkeyface!"
by Mr Bastian February 21, 2019
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Donkey strangler

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.
by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019
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donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.
I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.
by QuacksO March 5, 2019
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Donkeyfucker

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».
You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.
by PastorJohn March 11, 2019
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donkey

a person who does not know what they r doing in a game and wondering around aimlessly
by Depressed_faq June 12, 2019
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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