Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.

Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

by way out words June 27, 2025

demi bear

an inclusive umbrella term encompassing anyone whom wants to cherish their manhood

Used to be a bear, but is now a demi bear.

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022

wet gummy bear

Blow job with no teeth

She got super head with no teeth, dat wet gummy bear!

by bod1914 May 20, 2014

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

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.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

Teggy Bear

Teggy Bear is the best Aussie in the world, an amazing person and wonderful friend. She is very creative and has many kangaroo friends. Teggy Bear fights off the giant evil spiders that eat everything with her faithful friends, the unicorns.

Teggy Bear hugged the kangaroo

by Wonder, Queen of Spoons October 2, 2019