this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

Has me dead

When your dead and get killed again

That joke has me dead! Twice!

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019

Dead Ting

Anashae Is a dead ting

U see that girl anashae shes a dead ting

by DeadTingAnashae123 October 20, 2019

On my dead loats

Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said

We are really about to get this dub on my dead loats

by Gangalicious November 4, 2019

Dead Lesbian Theory

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.

Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025