Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hardability

the pressure or hardness if something

the hardability of the rain is extreme.

by agp5228 January 23, 2023

Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

Hard

Bobby chapman

Bobby chapman acts hard

by Urapussy February 8, 2023

hardchorale

that one song where a man is screaming "meow" in a hardcore manner

hardchorale

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023

hardcutecore

a genre of cute that is intensely cute

uwuhearteyez is hardcutecore

by uwuhearteyez March 3, 2023