peanut butter and jelly 

Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.

I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.

peanut butter and jelly by Anonymous August 30, 2003

peanut butter and jelly 

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.

After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

peanut butter and jelly by buick159 January 30, 2009

butterball 

Buttnaked

shorty got butterball quick

butterball by syweed February 21, 2009

butterskotch

the better butterscotch, has a K, makes it strong, just like the person that wields this name, no matter what they push through.

there they are, BUTTERSKOTCH.

butterskotch by Dachary. May 26, 2021

Connecticut Buttersock 

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

Connecticut Buttersock by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Battersplank 

Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)
is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.

<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>

Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!

Battersplank by -oo00Rich00oo- June 4, 2003

butter 

Lance Armstrong referred to the performance-enhancing drug erythropoietin (EPO) as “butter” because he stored it in his refrigerator's butter compartment. (10/10/2013 Colbert Report: Reed Albergotti & Vanessa O'Connell)

The Tour de France is coming up – make sure we've got enough butter in the fridge!

butter by thomanderson October 11, 2013