Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
by azues November 21, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
Get the The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.mug. by MofotheeG May 15, 2025
Get the Jesusmug. A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
Get the Jesus H. Fuckmug. 
