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The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own
Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect
by Ryan is a huge gay boy April 19, 2018
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half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.
"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."
by mambo-p October 3, 2017
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jamie-ryan

A happy person who is very secretive. He will always seem happy on the outside. He doesn't like to see people sad or in trouble. He is a great guy when you really get to know him. He makes a great friend/boyfriend . He's usually quite a funny guy and always makes you laugh .
He's so a Jamie-Ryan . (Funny, kind and happy)
by Charles2017 December 2, 2017
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christopher ryan aldana

he is a dick and but he is nice once in a while and you should kill him because he does not want to live in this fucking world

From the man himself Christopher Ryan Aldana
he is a person who you should kill Christopher Ryan Aldana
by Captain 501 December 13, 2017
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Angry Ryan

When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.
"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"
by Blue899 April 23, 2018
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zo'ryan

Zo'ryan a boy with his own personality and style is a coo person until messed with then he can show a bad side zo'ryan cares for his family and friends and loves Christmas will often say I love you so much and smiles all the time and will make your day alot better just by being in the presence of him
Girl: zo'ryan is so cute

Girl2: Ikr I wish I had him
Girl: don't we all
by Cartiii.r January 26, 2018
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Colby Ryan Lamb

One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.
by Robin Sanders June 1, 2018
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