Rule of Thumb 

The rule that basically a lot of modern women will allow a man to sneak a finger up their ass during sex, but will draw the line at full anal sex. The rule of thumb states that a thumb, being thicker than the average finger, inserted into a female's ass consensually will ultimately then mean that the consenting female will allow said male to insert his penis into her ass.

Davy and Stuart were together last night, do you know what happened? No, but apparently she failed the rule of thumb.

Davy said he's meeting Stuart tonight and won't try anything until he's found out whether Stuart passes the rule of thumb.

Rule of Thumb by PhilMujar June 2, 2014

Gender roles 

One of the most outdated, sexist and harmful things in our current societal climate. All it ever does is put young, impressionable youth up to impossible standards based on their genders and sex.

Felix: “Unfair! I just got the shit beaten out of me for playing with dolls and liking pink!”

Twilight: “People always tell me I’m ugly for not being feminine enough!”

Etta: “I just got expelled — for wearing PANTS!”

Well, some of the examples might be exaggerated, but that doesn’t change the fact that gender roles are toxic and need to die a painful death.

Gender roles by Twilight Skye January 28, 2018

Rule 96 

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

Rule 96 by compustrat December 14, 2010

Rule Zero 

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

Rule Zero by Tech Support Rep February 1, 2012

3 Second Rule 

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

3 Second Rule by Checken April 15, 2008

runescape 

runescape is a very very cool game which might seem boring at first but after like say couple of weeks of playin u'll luv it!!! and if u're a member then its extra extra cool. the game starts off with all ur stats(lvls) at 1 and combat lvl 3. u start off in a place called tutorial island where u get to know to speak do things n all that. then when u've finished ur course on tutorial island then u're free to do wateva u want to do. u got attack defence strenght hitpoints and a lot of skills like cooking fishing firemakin runecraftin herblore slayer farming and many many more and now u got the awesome.....wait for it------CONSTUCTION!!!!!!!!! u can build ur own house u can have a servant show off ur armour and all that stuff have beautiful gardens throne rooms and dungeons. its brilliant. also u got loooots of cwl armours on there and lotsa quests. TRY IT!!! it rockzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

p.s i garauntee that the game will be borin fer the first week or so unlees u got a runescape who can tell u wot to do (of course)

bryn0414: hey guess wot! yesterday while i woz playin runescape i ripped a guy off today. i traded him my obby shield(500k) for a gilded helm(700k)roflmao
redbull3892: wow thats nice and guess wot my magic is now 75 w00t w00t!!!!!

runescape by runscape is the awesomest game ever July 11, 2006

Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

Rule 20 by Chris000 October 18, 2008