guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
by Silhouyata February 1, 2020
Get the Reverse Michael Jacksonmug. Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 14, 2024
Get the Reverse surprise partymug. man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
Get the reverse bonermug. Jane: Do these earrings make my ass look fat?
Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!
Jane:...
Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?
Jane: ;)
xxoo
Dick: EEW! my GOD! I never noticed before but your ass IS fat and you're ugly. I can't believe I put my dick in you, and i kinda wish you'd die!
Jane:...
Dick: you did pick up on the reverse sarchasm right?
Jane: ;)
xxoo
by Rev. Dick Serious March 7, 2009
Get the reverse sarchasmmug. A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.
by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022
Get the Reverse Humpty Dumptymug. Friend One: "Hey you remember yesterday in VRChat when we were hanging out with that group in the public instance?"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"
Friend Two: "Yeah what about them?"
Friend One: "Turns out the one that was hitting on you so much is a Reverse Pedo"
Friend Two: "What?? What do you mean?"
Friend One: "They're not actually 18, they lied about their age"
Friend Two: "Jesus fucking Christ dude, definitely blocking them when I get the chance"
by Winston Hoskins August 6, 2025
Get the Reverse Pedomug. Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.
The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.
As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.
As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
Get the Reverse-mutemug.