Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

by charliecharlie May 17, 2013

rape scenario

When a girl wants to be raped by her husband boyfriend or someone she likes.

Girl 1: I wish jake Gylenhal would tie me to the bed and fuck me!

Girl 2: What the hell is wrong with you?

Girl 1: WHAT!! it's only a rape scenario!

by Agirl01 January 8, 2014

street rape

To be raped in the street

"That bitch be lucky she ain't street raped in that"

by Dizzydrizzymonizzy January 26, 2014

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014

Bar rape

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.

Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.

Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.

Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.

by househ May 5, 2014

weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.

Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.

by gangstamusic May 28, 2014

Laugh Rape

The act of sticking your finger in a friend or stranger’s mouth whilst they are laughing heartily/hysterically about something/anything. This can cause them to gage, splutter or go into a state of coughing laughter which is in itself a source of amusement for everybody else. The Laugh Raper may benefit from ninja like reflexes to perform this task competently.

Can also be used when a friend is laughing too much or has an annoying or embarrassing laugh

Similar to Yawn Rape

While watching a Jimmy Carr DVD Dave was laughing hysterically so I seized the moment to Laugh Rape him, he gaged and went into a cough fit
At the cinema John was laughing at all the wrong parts during TED so I Laugh Raped him to shut him up.

by DCIV June 13, 2014