Beyond Perfection

Randy Barrett, period.

Randy Barrett is the most amazing, most handsome, and most caring man I’ve ever met. He’s beyond perfection.

by Killswitchhail January 28, 2024

Beyond perfect

something that is so perfect that it has no flaws and its “flaws” actually make it infinitely more perfect

raychel train is beyond perfect and i love her to death

by RiceisNice211 February 3, 2024

Faux-perfect

Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).

Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted

Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"

by cpubizman March 6, 2024

totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.

(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024

The perfect book

Queen of shadows - Sarah J. Maas

This book is is so good that it’s the queen of shadows - the perfect book

by Ichlieberowan February 8, 2026

in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

by QuacksO May 2, 2025

A perfect system

Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...

Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025