bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

Mark Hayward Special

The act of getting five blowjobs in one day.

"Duded she like me so much she gave me five blowjobs in one day!"

"No way! You had just gotten the Mark Hayward Special!"

by Cote DI December 27, 2015

tiawana hayride

Man on top 69 whiles chocking out the woman with balls

Sorry Suzy for you blacking out during a tiawana hayride last night

by Lord Entsminger March 18, 2016

brice hays

An urban goat fucker

That guy is a total Brice Hays

by Br fuy March 25, 2016

cole hayes

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying

don't act like a cole hayes

by peptidebonds December 24, 2016

Lesbian Haymaker

A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.

Last night this girl gave me a lesbian Haymaker and now I can't walk.

by Faeries Princess March 18, 2017