There is rarely an excuse for having farted other than having done so. A fart is rarely justified. It emerges at a time of its choosing with no concern for the current setting.
A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.
The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"
His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.
In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.
If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.
A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.
If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.
The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"
His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.
In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.
If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.
A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.
If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
I farted yesterday. Was it a justice fart? Indeed it was, many a wretched villain fell asunder to the thrust of its gust and odorous tenacity.
I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.
I justice farted.
That better have been a justice fart.
A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.
I justice farted.
That better have been a justice fart.
A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
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Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.
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Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
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