eat a bedframe

An insult or form of boasting. Can replace "shut up", "eat shit", "fuck you", "go to hell", and the ever-popular "your mom doesn't love you".

"dude I know for a fact that the Earth is flat"
"geez, eat a bedframe Julian"

by nickowam October 23, 2022

eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 2, 2022

had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids

"Back. Had to eat nutella."

by sunline January 5, 2022

eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids

Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.

Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club

by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.

“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’

by Pablo1221 January 20, 2022