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Funny Eyes

The effects of illicit drug use. A glazed look, often accompanied by tears and redness. The afflicted can often appear unsteady and suspiciously happy.
I'm not going to insert city/town/street, there's funny eyes.
Funny Eyes by Chappers82 January 29, 2019
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cat-eyed glasses 

Cat-eyed glasses were popular in the late 50s/early 60s/70s. They had faux pearls and rhinestones in the glasses frames. Now and then you see an old bag who still wears cat-eyed glasses she bought in 1961. Cat-eyed glasses are making sort of a come-back, but I like the old bag ladies who still wear them.

GET WITH IT!
Example: ".....hey you old bag - yeah you with the goofy cat-eyed glasses..." go buy a new pair at The Optical Shop.

Pigeon Eye 

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon
Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.
Pigeon Eye by Qlgib April 18, 2019

Paul EYE 

When you see something CHUNKY and Paul will go straight for it and gobble it all up into his fat mouth
Paul EYE drifted Towards Samantha and went "give me that CHUNKY GOODNESS"
Paul EYE by RussellOKC May 21, 2019

Paul EYE2 

When he sees another chunky person and wants to eat it up more than samanthas
Paul EYE2 Driftes over to that huge chunky person who is a grandma
Paul EYE2 by RussellOKC May 21, 2019

Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch. 

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”