Tough Dick

A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.

1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.

by DjGot'embytheshorthairs December 27, 2009

Sunshine Dick

A sexually transmitted disease exclusive to males, most common among homosexuals and Yorkshire terriers, that results in ejaculation consisting of UV light semen and glitter sperm.

MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.

MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!

MAN1: Sunshine Dick?

MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!

MAN1: What if he has other STDs?

MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.

by MichaelsABadBoy May 17, 2010

hamster dick

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1

"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"

by Noname85 November 9, 2012

Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 3, 2011

Dick hopper

To hop from dick to dick.. Meaning guy to guy in less then few days or months

That bitch never stay single she always got a guy around.. She's a dick hopper

by Lionheart225 January 24, 2015

razor dick

a very sharp and painful penis. often used in intimidation.

"we're gonna tear their asses up with our razor dicks"

"how was it last night lucy?"
"pretty good, minus the fact he had a razor dick..."
"man, that must've hurt!"

by teeoriginals October 15, 2009

Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 October 10, 2012