Skip to main content

Boner

I got a boner
by Peter Griffin420 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.
"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Turbo-Bonermug.

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…
Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2025
mugGet the Reverse bonermug.

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection
Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.
by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021
mugGet the Mega bonermug.

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
mugGet the Vin Da Bonermug.

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
by Misan July 4, 2011
mugGet the boner-cidemug.

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
mugGet the credit card bonermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email