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A sophomoric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.
(Reporter): "Hey Bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?"

Bryce: "I'm not going to answer that question...That's a clown question, Bro."
by pogonophile December 18, 2012
mugGet the That's a clown question, Bro.mug.

you done bro?

What you say when your getting fucked so bad by someone and you want them to stop you ask "you done bro?"
Alan: My tight little asshole has taken a pounding for far too long. "you done bro?"

Carl: Not yet babe just a few more minutes. You mad bro?

Alan: No, But asshole can't take much more of this BR@H!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonMcKnight January 23, 2011
mugGet the you done bro?mug.

White people bro

White people are the best.They consist from Europe and the USA and they have smaller dicks than black people but are still the more superior especially if you go back in time about 150 years.
by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 13, 2019
mugGet the White people bromug.

Bro Vs. God

A difficult badminton game, that has to be stopped.
We rode our bikes to the park to bro down on some Bro Vs. God on the tennis courts.
by matoozle September 25, 2007
mugGet the Bro Vs. Godmug.

Bro-sis

Where a male sasly takes the brother approach, whilst strategically planting the seeds of love in the otherwise oblivious "sister" victim, and allows 14 years to pass before finally reaping the produce of a perfectly sown seed.
i think hes on a bro-sis ting bruv, you no say hes on it
by The Bricklayer September 16, 2007
mugGet the Bro-sismug.

Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."
by RaeMac January 7, 2010
mugGet the Closet Bro Hoemug.

don't Snopes me, bro!

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.
Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013
mugGet the don't Snopes me, bro!mug.

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