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red lid tube

A sterile, plastic tube with a red lid similar in nature to those marketed by Falcon but from a (much) cheaper manufacturer.
PhD student 1: We're out of red lid tubes.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.

Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
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split the red sea

to have sex with a girl on her period
Guy 1: i just split the red sea

Guy 2: cool
by Paddy_Mac March 24, 2011
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Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.
I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.
by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008
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Red Letter Media

A US film production company that provided much needed catharsis for a generation of film lovers by humorously picking apart the utterly dreadful Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Red Letter Media? More like... GOD Letter Media. Mike Stoklasa FTW!
by Smitty X May 6, 2010
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code red

An extremely ugly girl, usually spotted at clubs or parties, who thinks she's bangin hot and acts like it too. She hits on the guys like there's no tomorrow, and if they are wasted enough they might be tempted to hit that shit up.

A girl who is seen as the ugliest code red of all is often referred to as a code death.

If the girl is wearing red, then she is literally a code red.
"Aaron, quit dancing with that code red dude!"
"Aaron! CODE RED! Exit the dance floor!"
"That code red is soo ugly"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that code red."
by LFM April 9, 2007
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Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.
Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...
by Chris Waltham May 9, 2011
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take the red pill

Originating from the movie The Matrix, this colloquial term means to face the hard reality instead of staying inside the comfort zone of fantasy. Synonym of "face it". Antonym of "take the blue pill".
After procrastinating for 5 hours on the Internet, I decided to take the red pill and start the long essay assignment.
by cutesy pastel living doll March 18, 2014
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