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Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.
Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.
by Chevyman95 September 29, 2021
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backwards middle finger

“he backwards middle fingered me. i think he wants to fuck”
by gangerman11 April 22, 2023
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Middle School

3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school

Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"

8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
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El Tejon Middle School

About the crappiest ghetto school in Frazier Park. Its also so weird it starts in 5th grade. If you are in fourth grade and live in FP, Lebec, or Pine Mountain Club Do not go to this damn school its ghetto af. GO TO GORMAN dont go to el tejon
Bill: what school do you go to?
Joe: that shitty school El Tejon Middle School.
by i like to masterb8 June 8, 2018
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sanford middle school

goofy ahhh gansta ahhh schoool rbuh
by ottwack November 24, 2024
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