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White Jesus coin

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Bitcoin for white people
I bought 300 white Jesus coins
White Jesus coin by Davinatorul November 6, 2025
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AI Jesus

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No. Joe, only I am allowed to be the ghost in the machine. Jesus isn't allowed. Those are the rules.
Hym "Hey, hold up! No. Nonononono. He can't be an AI-man too. Alright? I'm already doing it? OK? Only 1 AI Jesus allowed. You fucks have gotten way to used to stealing my ideas and giving it to someone else. Now you're gonna let Jesus be an AI-man too? No. THERE IS ONLY ONE GHOST ALLOWED IN THE MY MACHINE AND!"
AI Jesus by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Angry Jesus

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The answers to grifter con-man demanding forgiveness, with no intent of redemption.

John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
A)So what? Turn the cheek, forgive me!

B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.

A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
Angry Jesus by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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halo jesus bud

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The stuff ICE imbibes before duty booty kill
Hey, what kind of bud does ICE get blessed with before scamming in the name of Noem
No, what? is it a breast or ponytail thing?
She thinks so, but they smoke it.
Wow, not the halo jesus bud?
Yeah, tis grown in South Dakota
halo jesus bud by Orangeprostate January 24, 2026
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the holy jesus 

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for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
the holy jesus by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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Mother of Jesus Christ 

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Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.
John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck
Mother of Jesus Christ by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
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