Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.

Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.

by Definition of definition April 11, 2022

Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis

Old mate has the biggest boner

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani

Hey! We got a boner here!

by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020

Boner

An injury to your bone. Specifically one that is a crack that results from cold temperatures.

Dude, I got a boner in class yesterday. The teacher should turn up the AC.

by Sampoggers December 27, 2020