Chloë Bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .

OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)

by Bulletin July 10, 2018

Gummy Bear

A toothless old man gnawing on a ham sandwich

Wow, look at Kev gum the shit out of that ham sandwich. He is a Gummy Bear

by Fillup December 8, 2024

bear trap

slang term for a female to male transsexual who has undergone a near complete medical gender reassignment, but still has a vagina instead of opting for a phalloplasty.

Lucy thought she had a totally cute, totally buff and dreamy guy, but when she brought him home and the pants came off, it turned out Nick was a bear trap.

by cranberryzero January 19, 2015

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023

Bear .S

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.

Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!

by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020

Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here

Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:

by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024

man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.

Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”

by hynap May 13, 2024