Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

Sex beans

Another name for balls, nuts, testicles etc...

She kicked me right in my sex beans!

by Spiffy216 May 31, 2018

Bean Stew

When you flick the bean in a hot wet shower.

I had some bean stew for dessert!

by xSAMxCHIx June 5, 2018

bean washed

When a white person is around a lot of mexicans everyday and start thinking they're now considered a mexican

Gavin:aye wuddup ese
Anthony:Oh no you've Been bean washed

by 12 I see u June 6, 2018