Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

dead place

a place without joshua kendrew!

person 1: wow this is a dead place
person 3: yeah, i wish joshua kendew was here
person 6: oh yeah, hes soo hot

by grezthegreat April 6, 2022

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023

Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.

Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

Dead-Round

Round usually reserved for last minute strats and screen shots if necessary.

Both teams must stay in their respective spawn and if called to the center of the map for SS's, NOT open fire.

The defending team's captain called for a dead-round.

by m0bus April 13, 2006

Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 8, 2025

Dead Blumpy

The act of giving someone a Blumpkin in a cemetery or graveyard

“Let’s go to the cemetery. We can go munting and maybe even get a dead blumpy.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”

by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025