prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

zippy pockets

Pockets that have zips on them

Hey could I get some trousers with zippy pockets?

by Fat cat bro March 21, 2025

Pocket Avalanche

A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.

Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!

by Paradox Pee January 5, 2020

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016